What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Can cheating be a result of not truly loving or caring for someone, or is it sometimes just a spur of the moment decision?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Could the guys here tell me how their first experience with a trans woman was? Who was the lady to you? ( I mean girlfriend, one night stand, etc.) I just had my first experience recently and I would like to know about others?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why are most people broke?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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